Joined: 12 May 2004
Location: In a hole, in the ground...
|Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject: Here comes Santa Claus....
|I may grieve you to know that Saturday I was trampled to death by a tide of humanity that swept though our local shopping mall.
But don't worry, I got better.
My shopping list didn't get much shorter, I'm sorry to say. I was apparently suffering from sensory overload while browsing through three levels of hades. (The third level offers free samples from something called a "pomegranate." I declined, but the girl behind me ate some and security wouldn't let her leave. Her mom had to come and take care of things...anyway, it was a big mess.)
With Christmas a week away, I've got plenty of time.
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C.S. Lewis
Brian's idea of a diet consists mostly of beef jerky and cabbage shavings. -Andy